What do you say
when you have that one friend
who regularly dies
and then rises again?
Who smiles when it rains,
And rains when there’s sun,
And her work of being sparkly
is never quite done?
Who’s annoyingly competent
At everything she tries,
And who’s laughter can brighten
the darkest of skies?
I look at her often
and think, “Sheesh! What a gal!”
Is it really real-life
that SHE’S my best pal?
She’s a Corporate Cowgirl,
A Zombie Superhero,
And I’m pretty sure, lately,
she wears a size zero.
She’s gorgeous, she’s bossy,
But I bet now you’ve guessed it,
I’m super darn happy
That Jaydubb’s my Bestest.